Result Ka Kya Hua?

Result Ka Kya Hua?

Dad: Result Ka Kya Hua?

Son: Abba Ek Good News Hai, Aur Ek Bad News.

Dad: Good News Bata.

Son: Mai Pass Hogaya.

Dad: GREAT Aur Bad News.

Son: Good News Ghalat Hai
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Dua For Naik Students

Aey ALLAH!
Un Tamam Students ko Exam Main Kamyab Farma,
Jinhain Saal Bhar Parhne Ki Fursat Na Mili.

Un Masoom Hathon Ko Himmat Dy,
Jinhon Ne Unlimited sms Packages Ko Kabhi Zaya Nahi Hone Diya.

Khudaya un Aankhon ko Imtehaan Main Roshni Ataa Karna,
Jo T.V or Net Pe Baith k Kamzor Ho Ga Hain,

Un Ghareeb Bachun Bachiyon ki Madad Farma,
Jo Happy Hours Mai Bat Karty Rahy or Parh Nahi Saky.

AAMEEN.

Ye Msg Apny Jesy Naik Logon ko Forward Karen.

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Door Se Dekha To Books
Door

Se

Dekha

To

Books

Thin…

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.
.
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To Paas Jane ka To Sawal He Paida Nahi Hota.
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Exams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !
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Four things boys do in the Examination hall,

..

1. Counting the Girls

2. Counting the fans and tube lights

3. Reading the brand name of their pen

4. Thinking of studying for the next exam….!

Four things Girls do in the examination hall

1. Write

2. Write

3. Write

4. Write……

..

Chahe ata ho ya na ata ho… :)

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Class ki hr ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

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Papers ki roti notes ka achaar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar

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College ka ik student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade lete.

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1 Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .

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My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I have become SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied

“Na Putr Paper a gaye ne..”

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Hr Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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All i want u is to be courageous
Be calm &
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

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1 student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study :p

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According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust until some
external or internal exam moves it!

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Hi yar exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

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sweet days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,

Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

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“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if 1 decides to leave the topic completely….”

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